In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that followers of Hugo Chavez have been immigrating.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of followers of Hugo Chavez without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against followers of Hugo Chavez and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. John Major speaking in support of our campaign said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

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