I’m not racist but surely allowing asylum seekers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that asylum seekers aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A homeowner agrees with me, saying today, "Waterboarding is not torture".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.