The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Lala from the teletubbies who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..