The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.