Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of praising Osama Bin Laden has been perpetrated by cyberterrorists.

The Mail can reveal that cyberterrorists are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Bernard Manning said of the cyberterrorists, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".