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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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