Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Enviro-Mental-ists have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Angela Merkel has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Angela Merkel says, "we are a grandmother".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for enviro-Mental-ists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.