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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that enviro-Mental-ists have been getting away with arson.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of enviro-Mental-ists without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against enviro-Mental-ists and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Bernard Jenkin speaking in support of our campaign said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

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