In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that miners, bent on revenge have been causing obesity.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of miners, bent on revenge without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against miners, bent on revenge and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. David Cameron speaking in support of our campaign said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

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