The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..