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The Mail has learned that Cherie Blair’s friends are responsible for destabilising the British way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Cherie Blair’s friends are destabilising the British way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Paul Dacre, who said "our prisons are like holiday camps."


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