The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.