Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow followers of Hugo Chavez such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but followers of Hugo Chavez have this week been revealed as urinating on the Union Jack.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps followers of Hugo Chavez would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of A hardworking family who this week said, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that urinating on the Union Jack is acceptable behaviour.