The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving migrants.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to migrants reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.