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The Mail has learned that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are responsible for setting fire to libraries.

Has the world gone mad? Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are setting fire to libraries with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."

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