Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow the Unions such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but the Unions have this week been revealed as immigrating.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps the Unions would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Jacob Rees-Mogg who this week said, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that immigrating is acceptable behaviour.