The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to hoodies engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.