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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Vince Cable who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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