Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of eating babies has been perpetrated by so-called refugees.

The Mail can reveal that so-called refugees are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of the so-called refugees, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".