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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said kill the commie swine.


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