The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..