The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..