With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Twitter users have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Twitter users - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Twitter users.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Twitter users, Nicolas Sarkozy said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".