Charlie Harvey

The Booze-u-lator

The Booze-u-lator allows the alcoholic cognescenti to calculate the efficiency of drinking a given beverage, by returning a "pissedness per pound"(PPP) quotient. This is calculated by working out how much booze is contained in ones drink, based on the quantity and percentage of alcohol in the chosen brew, then dividing the price by that figure.

Enter the name, quantity, percentage alcohol and price for your drink and click Booze-u-late.