Nick Clegg has today said "read my lips; no new taxes".

Speaking at Alton Towers Nick Clegg’s comments come in a week that has seen Twitter users involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

Nick Clegg’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Twitter users it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Twitter users and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.