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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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