The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..