Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Communist-sympathisers have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A homeowner has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by: The True Face Of Evil", A homeowner says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for communist-sympathisers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.