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Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists has been perpetrated by so-called new age travellers.

The Mail can reveal that so-called new age travellers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Norman Tebbit said of the so-called new age travellers, "arbeit macht frei".


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