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The Mail has learned that thugs are responsible for injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by.

Has the world gone mad? Thugs are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The English People, who said "arbeit macht frei"


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