The Official Rioters Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about rioters, REAL RIOTERS. This site is awesome. My name is Charlie and I can't stop thinking about rioters. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Rioters are mammals.
2. Rioters smash shit up ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the rioters is to burn cop cars and frighten people.
Weapons and gear:
Rioter Sword Rioter Weapons
Rioter Outfit
Testimonial:
Rioters can loot anything they want! Rioters throw bricks ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this rioter who was lurking menacingly at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the rioter set fire to Croydon. My friend Theresa said that she saw a rioters uppercut some cop just because the cop was dressed like Darth Vader.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that rioters have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will rob a telly!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Rioters are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Rioters are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start underage drinking next year. I love rioters with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q:Why is everyone so obsessed about rioters?
A:Rioters are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, rioters are very careful and precise.
Q:I heard that rioters are always on Twitter or Facebook. What's their problem?
A:Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, rioters can be using their blackberry OR awesome.
Q:What do rioters do when they're not setting fire to Greggs or listening to dubstep?
A:Most of their free time is spent listening to dubstep, but sometime they drink alcopops. (Ask Theresa if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Theresa showing off.
She's a lot older than me and almost done with public office,
which is bragable.
Made by Charlie using the real ultimate generator from gillions.org