Back in the old days of the internet, googling for Bullshit used to bring up dack.com's web economy Bullshit generator.

Bullshitr came along a few years later to update the concept. The Web 2.0 name generator and what the fuck is my social media strategy brought their deliverables to the table too.

So it isn't like there isn't prior art for this sort of thing. The unique combination of Bullshitr2.0Beta++ is that it screen scrapes the existing generators to make a complete web application home page entirely out of bullshit. Fuck yeh!

I've put the bullshitr.pl script, which does makes this work online in case you want to leverage some bluesky bullshit against the wall and see who salutes.

I wrote a proper post about the recent London Riots on the New Internationalist blog. But I thought a Real Ultimate rioters parody was probably in order. Props to gillions.org for the real ultimate generator.

TwitterHaiku lets you find a haiku-like tweet. That is to say that it finds 17 syllable tweets from the Twitter search API and formats them so they look like a haiku. I wrote it as an amusing way to respond to a dinner invitation written in verse form which I received from from a certain Penguin. I'm very grateful to Greg Fast for making Lingua::EN::Syllable available on CPAN. It helped me to count syllables relatively reliably. I was also helped by a perlmonks post on approtioning an array almost equally by davido which put me on the right lines for apportioning words between lines.

This is the code for my Daily Mail Story Generator, which I have just added a page for. This code generates the story, which I then parse into html to fit into my site hierarchy. It is a fairly trivial bit of code, but then so are the journalists who it mocks. *hehe*

I made this as a bit of a tongue in cheek dig at Vista, with a bit of help from the Real Ultimate Generator. It will make more sense if you look at realultimatepower.net first.

This is my friend Rob 'Bobban' Jones in ASCII art format. I used jave to convert a jpeg photo. Best viewed by printing it out and standing a couple of yards away...

I wanted to learn how to write a firefox extension.

This is it!

Spinal Text - an extension to turn your text up to ELEVEN!

Following on from Pong, I had a crack at the arcade classic Space Invaders. This is a work in progress, so it may be volatile.

You can download the source, classes and resources(tar.bzip2) under the terms of the GNU General Public Licence.

OK, this will seem just plain weird unless you've first seen the original ninja home page at realultimatepower.net. There are loads of other parodies of it as well. Enjoy :-)

A little Star Wars sample re-worked in audacity, the free software program for recording and editing sounds.