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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals engaging in steamy sex romps was an unnamed source who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..

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