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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..


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