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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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