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I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t squatting houses left empty by families on holiday in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "surely something can be done?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.

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