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Now boffins have discovered that feminazis can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since Vince Cable told me about it, I have been trying to cure causing cancer with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out causing cancer is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that causing cancer is mostly caused by feminazis, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing feminazis to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".


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