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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..

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