In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul).

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Guardian-reading do-gooders without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Guardian-reading do-gooders and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Bernard Manning speaking in support of our campaign said "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".

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