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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. So-called new age travellers have been reading the works of Karl Marx outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Paul Dacre has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Reading the works of Karl Marx: The True Face Of Evil", Paul Dacre says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for so-called new age travellers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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