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Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow youths such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but youths have this week been revealed as burning policemen at the stake.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps youths would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Beyonce who this week said, "I like sponge".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that burning policemen at the stake is acceptable behaviour.


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