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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that enviro-Mental-ists have been trolling social media users.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of enviro-Mental-ists without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against enviro-Mental-ists and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Michael Howerd speaking in support of our campaign said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

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