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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more bleeding heart liberals have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into bleeding heart liberals - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Plotting to kidnap a senior royal must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by bleeding heart liberals.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about bleeding heart liberals, George Osborne said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

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