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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The poor have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps outside nursery schools.

Terror expert James May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Training in Al-Quaeda terror camps: The True Face Of Evil", James May says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the poor. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.

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