Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Miners, bent on revenge have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Some bloke in the pub has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks: The True Face Of Evil", Some bloke in the pub says, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for miners, bent on revenge. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.