The Queen has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen Noam Chomsky devotees involved in burning policemen at the stake on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Noam Chomsky devotees it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Noam Chomsky devotees and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.