Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Lesbians have been binge drinking outside nursery schools.
Terror expert Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.
In "Binge drinking: The True Face Of Evil", Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium says, "surely something can be done?".
A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for lesbians. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.