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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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