Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in voting for Jeremy Corbyn on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.