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In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Twitter users have been admiring Jeremy Corbyn.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Twitter users without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Twitter users and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells speaking in support of our campaign said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

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