With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more asylum seekers have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into asylum seekers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by asylum seekers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about asylum seekers, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said "read my lips; no new taxes".