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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Vince Cable revealed that young single mothers have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for young single mothers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Vince Cable went on to say.

Vince Cable concluded, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

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