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The Mail has learned that Corbynites are responsible for destabilising the British way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Corbynites are destabilising the British way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to an unnamed source, who said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs."


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