Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow criminal gangs from Eastern Europe such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have this week been revealed as admiring Jeremy Corbyn.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps criminal gangs from Eastern Europe would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is acceptable behaviour.