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The Mail has learned that hooligans are responsible for using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists.

Has the world gone mad? Hooligans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Beyonce, who said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

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