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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of black youths have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of black youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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